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That's actually my aunt, Margareen. She's always naked or driving around in her Camaro with no shirt on. She's one of those alanaturale old chicks too and she stinks really bad. She got me a "love sack" for Christmas. You know. An old sock with rice in it. She said you're supposed to put it in the microwave and then it gets a little too risque for message boards after that. I hate Aunt Margareen! She's the reason my parents broke up! I told her to stop messing around with dad, but she was just like, "I LUVE HIM! I MEAN MORE T'HIM THAN YER MOMMA!" Stupid, smelly old hag! Just wait till granma finds out. It's really sick when they start getting "riled up" at the family weddings. And when the weddings outside of the family too. Besides, I shave all of that stuff off! . .. ... .... .....  (hope you enjoy your breakfast!  ) |
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You are truly a Georgia redneck  Do you pack your luggage in Igloo coolers and Piggly Wiggly bags? Was your first pet a chicken? Have you ever pulled out a nose hair with a pair of pliers? Yep! Thought so |
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I'm closer to Alabama I pack my luggage in the back o'm' truck! We do most of our shoppin' at the Jot Em Down. My first pet was an old coon. And why would you want to pull a nose hair out?  |
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Just wait till yer older sonny, and they start gettin' a couple inches long.
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I am 29, and I am already getting those nose hairs that come out of nowhere, and when ya yank 'em out, they're like an inch and a half long. How did it get there, and how did it go undetected for that long while it was growing to that length?!?! They literally come out of nowhere. Totally disgusting. There is NOTHING fun about getting old.  |
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Im impressed with the off topic route this has taken. From trucks to nose hairs. LOL
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I am 29, and I am already getting those nose hairs that come out of nowhere, and when ya yank 'em out, they're like an inch and a half long. How did it get there, and how did it go undetected for that long while it was growing to that length?!?! They literally come out of nowhere. Totally disgusting. There is NOTHING fun about getting old. And the purpose of this post was....? |
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Hey he's staying with the thread hijack. Leave him alone!
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I am 29, and I am already getting those nose hairs that come out of nowhere, and when ya yank 'em out, they're like an inch and a half long. How did it get there, and how did it go undetected for that long while it was growing to that length?!?! They literally come out of nowhere. Totally disgusting. There is NOTHING fun about getting old. And the purpose of this post was....? This from the guy that spent the time to photoshop Carl Long on Marilyn Mansons body? Honky please. Going off topic is what we do here. |
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LOL, I was just teasing. And why does everyone think of Carl on Manson's body? I'm really proud of putting Morgan Shepherd's torso on a red dress. Speaking of which, I think it's time for a repost of my artistic masterpiece, in caase anyone forgot:  |
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Man that is so funny. I just got in and have been catching up. Between Hammeroid and this stuff...good laugh! Need sleep!
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I just listened to Johnny Benson's and Erin Croker's comments on the mishap in the pits. They were standing together talking to a reporter. He says it was a communication problem and that it wasnt her fault. Pretty classy there. She said she felt bad about it. But I figure if this keeps happening to her, the word "Crokerized" will find its way in the truck series pretty fast.
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Carl needs to find a team thats not like morgan shepherd and maybe he would make the field alot |
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